BERLIN. Ah, Berlin. Does it set your pulse racing too, Döner Fans? Do its leafy avenues, its yellow U-Bahns and its concrete Plattenbauten call out to you across the ether? Do its kebabs summon you back year after year with the promise of spice and meat and flavour?
No aficionado of the upright rotisserie snack can stay away from Berlin for long. In June, Dr Döner was back in the Hauptstadt, doing all his favourite things. At the end of a long sunny day spent pleasantly in the streets and beer gardens of Friedrichshain, a few friends and I boarded the U-Bahn at Warschauerstraße and trundled our way along the overhead tracks past the Oberbaumbrücke to Kottbusser Tor. Kottbusser Tor! How its name makes my heart sing. Nowhere else will you find such a joyous mess of humanity; nowhere else will you find finer kebabs.
It was at Kottbusser Tor that we found Doyum, a kebab shop on Admiralstraße, just off the junction. It was recommended by a friend. Doyum is famous for its homemade bread and Turkish pizzas, and is something of a Berlin institution. I ordered a dürüm, and we took our places in the outdoor seating area, from where we could watch the comings and goings of Kotti. A warm breeze whispered up the street, bringing with it that warm Berliner scent of beer and exhaust fumes and possibilities.
Sitting at our table by the window, we could watch the floury dürüm bread being lovingly crafted before our eyes by an ageing, moustachioed gentleman who you just know has never made a bad dürüm in his life. The dürüm bread that he produces is deliciously light and floury, and envelops the kebab in a tender, doughy embrace. I watched eagerly, and as soon as my dürüm was ready, I tucked in.
This was no ordinary Berliner kebab. This was no mere exercise in culinary box-ticking. This was a Berliner kebab with panache! The salad was fresh and had a satisfying crunch. Even the sauces were especially flavourful. The bread, of course, was soft and sublime. It was the best kebab I had had in a long time.
As I ate my meal, only one question nagged me. I was not familiar with the Turkish word ‘doyum’. When I looked up what it meant, I found that one of its possible translations is ‘orgasm’. Now, the kebab was not THAT good. But it was close. A more suitable translation would be ‘satisfaction’, or so a Turkish friend assured me. Each to their own. In any case, I warmly recommend Doyum to all of you, Döner Fans! It gets the Dr Döner seal of approval.
Results
Service: 4/5 (swift and efficient)
Atmosphere: 5/5 (the bustle of Kotti, plus the calming sight of dürüm being made)
Price: 3/5 (€8 for a dürüm is pricey)
Taste: 5/5 (like a ‘doyum’ for your mouth)
Photographs by Dr Döner